The Knockouts

n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"

Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!

The Knockouts by Badass Punk May 1, 2006

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the knockout

when a guy gives a girl so much pleasure that she faints. it is one of the hardest sexual feats to do.

I gave my girl the knockout cause i was just that good at the sex.

the knockout by Dj the dl September 23, 2009

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The Knockout

Chugging an entire beer while the bottle fills with smoke, then inhaling the smoke.

Guy: "Got some beers, wanna use the knockout?"
Dude:"Fuck yeah, hook me up!"

The Knockout by Outer Exos May 5, 2013

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The WILD knockout.

0-11 Fighter Short (Osama Binladin Jr) was taking on JESUS TAPIA 11-0 Fighter 2x Champion almost considered the G.O.A.T of the RSMA Undisputed Combat League and Short was ready to lose. BUT IN A TURN OF EVENTS SHORT THREW HIS 20TH KICK OF THE NIGHT TO SECURE THE KNOCKOUT IN THE FIRST ROUND. What a wild night, The MEXICAN KID GOT KNOCKED OUT.

THIS IS The WILD KNOCKOUT. Short Defeats JESUS TAPIA!!!

The WILD knockout. by THE SHORT KNOCKOUT September 29, 2023

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The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face

Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.

The Upper Peninsula Knockout by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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