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1. Responsible for defeating oneself on the intarweb; independent of outside help or control.

circa 2005, term coined by observing the in-game and message board antics of Dark Age of Camelot player, Eowunyth VonWyvern - Tristan server, realm of Midgard.
a. His lack of spelling, knowledge, and gaming prowess on the internet eowned him in the face.

b. From the moment he logged on, he was eowned.

c. Eowned several times, he finally typed Delete: Y - E - S.
eowned by Fafyrd Girundirangil March 4, 2005
Related Words

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".
Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(
pro evowned by Timmy October 10, 2004
1. the status of being pwned (and or owned) and being emo. (e.g. "i am emo. i just got emowned.")
2. owning an emo kid. (e.g. "i just emowned that jerk.")
3. any general emoness + ownage (this especially applies to poseur, whiny, emo/scene kids).
subject a: "liek omg...i r soooo sad. let me tattoo nautical stars on my wrists and liek...rock out."
subject b: "shut up." *punches emo bitch* "EMOWNED!"
emowned by squidlove December 12, 2005
being the recipient of a harsh and derogatory comment by eponodyne
oh my god, wango was just epowned!
epowned by thekev May 17, 2006
To be or get owned by an emo.
-*Emo slaps some guy in face* "You just got Emowned!"

-*Points at ES* "Ur Emowned"
Emowned by Mikaal September 12, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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