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punishtration 

noun

The violent insertion and thrusting of the penis during angry sex in the vagina or the anus of your partner. Usually accompanied by very vulgar and generally insulting dirty talk.

verb

to punishtrate; the act of performing punishtration.
That waitress is so slow with my meal, she deserves a good punishtration.

I punishtrated my girlfriend last night after we got into a fight because she bought a 300$ pair of shoes.
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Penistration 

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.
The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.
Penistration by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006

punishcation 

<noun | \ ˈpə-nish‐ˈkā-shən>
When a law enforcement officer(or other civil servant or authority figure) receives paid leave (or vacation) as a form of punishment* for a horrific crime.
*usually in some sort of PR thing to placate the media whilst giving a silent blue-line attaboy to the offending party
Did you see how that cop killed insert name of unarmed citizen for NO REASON?
YEAH, all he got was "punishcation".
He'll be 'policing' again in insert random amount of time
punishcation by Rev-DySlow September 16, 2020

Punistation 

When you almost get your hole ripped out by a really big peice of crap.
Punistation by phatjacks February 25, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026