goggle tan

a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the upper portion of your face, while the lower part is still exposed to the sun thus creating a homer simpson-esque tan.

dude, i was up at riding copper for a week straight and it was sunny every day, now ive got this totally gnar goggle tan.

goggle tan by zachar March 12, 2006

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goggle tan

Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.

My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.

goggle tan by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

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Related Words

goggle tan • google tan • Tanama Goggles • goggleman • Goggle Head • Goggle Bottom • goggle eyes • Goggle gods • goggle cunt • goggle dropper

google tan

Similar to "goggle tan". Instead, you have "Google" imprinted on your face from being in front of Google's intense UV rays for too long.

Dude! You are teh l33t, I am in awe of your google tan.

google tan by Jason Davies December 9, 2008

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goggleman

Goggleman is a unique specimen with a love for ammunition and edginess. Whenever a Goggleman opens their mouth the room tends to go quiet and look around for an escape.

Wow! Have you seen Goggleman? He's shooting up a school again! xD

goggleman by user683578 October 15, 2020

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Tanama Goggles

after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.

"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot

it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive

Tanama Goggles by tanl<3ver2009 December 19, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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