Sober Sauce 

water, imbibed copiously when drunk on spirits in hopes of not getting hung over

Apan: dude, i'm so wasted. pass me the sober sauce.
LOVEMASTER: chug! chug!

Sober Sauce by da duckster February 16, 2006

Sober Sauce 

1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.

2. Water

1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"

2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"

Sober Sauce by Captain Morgan's First Mate February 14, 2006