snuff can 

When your dick is rounder than it is long, you have no shaft at all. Just one big, or little dick head attached between your navel and rectum.

Stapleton!!!!! stop packing your snuff can, you have no shaft, you have to rub it out.

snuff can by Aaron,Dave and Chamberlin February 4, 2006

snuff can tittys 

a chick that has huge nipples, resembling a snuff can

beuheit?! i saw her on welfare beach once. shes that bitch with them snuff can tittys!

snuff can tittys by paul benito thompson June 2, 2008

snuff the candle 

When a man is masturbating and he whipes off his cum using the inside of his shorts/underwear

I heard my mom coming, and I just finished, I panicked and quickly had to snuff the candle

snuff the candle by Cyncali January 4, 2017

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yeetus beetus can i sniff your feetus is a sentence made by ozeye optis

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yeetus beetus can i sniff your feetus by ozeye optips June 12, 2020

You can't make this stuff up 

An expression said in response to an an unbelievable fact or piece of news.

Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.

You can't make this stuff up by barcos August 11, 2012

can I have your stuff? 

A common quip on MMOG, usually used in response to someone (the "quitter") childishly denouncing the game in a overdramatic fashion, especially if the "quitter" is claiming that they are going to move on to the next big thing in MMO's.

This generally means: Thanks for sharing, as if we care whether you play the game or not. Your post was a waste of space, and you probably are as well. Without you, the world is a better place.

Drama Queen: "Man, this game sucks; nerfing my class like this is a slap in the face. Good thing that <insert new game> will be out soon, see you there."

Other poster: "can I have your stuff?

can I have your stuff? by Jayabalard July 13, 2006

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel 

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel by zman90 November 2, 2020