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Juice card

Received on your 21st birthday. Like a rite of passage.
Damn son, you just turned 21. Now you got your juice card.
Juice card by charlotte's big pole January 30, 2006

Juice Card

The term refers to an individual’s ability to travel, communicate, and reside in social circles that mere mortals could never tread. These circles could be heads of state, business elite, academic elite, professional athletes, and most importantly popular celebrities. These individuals don’t necessarily have to be a stated member of any of these groups but to only be qualified and vouched for by a stated member.
Many up-and-coming celebrities boast about there ability to call an ultra-famous person on their personal cell phone number; they’re announcing their juice card status.

HBO’s Entourage; the character Turtle has a juice card by his association with Vince and therefore he can call Jamie-Lynn Sigler or Paris Hilton for that matter.
Juice Card by Scottopher July 9, 2009

Drinking juice from a credit card

When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
College educated person that cannot read words with more than two syllables.
Hey Juicetard the word is pronounced historical.
Juicetard by Orionaero May 6, 2025

bulgarian juicecart 

when you twist someones nipples and then carry them away in a wheelbarrow filled with grapefruit juice to bulgaria.
I was at the pub with a friend the other night and we gave some chick a bulgarian juicecart. She never seen it coming
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026