strap monkey

train or subway commuter; usually used in a pejorative sense.

Just look at the blank faces on the strap monkeys. Poor swine condemned to suffer the indignities of London Underground day after day...

by hierophant January 19, 2006

monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off

Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school

by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014