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(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
by McMacHack December 11, 2010
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Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.
Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.
by Bettina December 15, 2006
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Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.
Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
by BeeCade March 15, 2009
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A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"
by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014
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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 5, 2016
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When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 5, 2016
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A female who's vagina is saggy and resembles that of a squid or a sea critter.
Dude did you hear that chick is a total squid.

Dude that chicks squid showed right through her hardtails.

She was hot until i found out she was a squid.
by dosquid February 24, 2010
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