Cat rodeo 

A farcical assemblage of bureaucrats who cannot accomplish anything because they fail to connect and communicate with one another effectively. If you can imagine a traditional rodeo with cats instead of bulls and horses and with miniature riders of whatever sort suits your fancy, what would happen? Cats would be in various areas of the arena preening themselves, fighting or playing with each other, or getting distracted by shiny and moving objects; and since no riders would succeed in mounting the cats, the contest would never start or end.

Use this word to describe corporate meetings and initiatives that go nowhere.

That three-hour synergy meeting was a real cat rodeo.

Cat rodeo by Catmom January 10, 2015

cat rodeo 

a shopping mall.

Hey, Seth! Billy Ray wants to go to the Cat Rodeo again. Shall we lamp the cunt?

cat rodeo by Colonel Hannibal Smith June 18, 2003

kitty cat rodeo

place cat on the top of the bathroom door and move in back and forth quicl;y and see if she can hang on for 8 seconds

the cat pooped in my sock drawer so i we had a kitty cat rodeo

kitty cat rodeo by 11432 November 8, 2010