shit blimp 

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

shit blimp by Clarissa June 17, 2003

shitlimp 

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.

Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!

shitlimp by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

shitblimp 

A person who is simultaneously an asshole and remarkably stupid, a much more devastating way to call someone stupid.

Bob: did you hear Tommy running his mouth again?
Jim: yeah that guy is such a shitblimp!

shitblimp by Colonel_Bill June 17, 2014