aspiflicated 

The state of being excessively drunk, Inebriate, Shit faced.

Whenever I get aspiflicated something horrible happens; I end up naked, puking in the bushes, with writing on my face, almost drown in the neighbors kiddie pool, and with no recollection of how I ended up in Arbys the next morning.

aspiflicated by JackT January 1, 2006

Spiflicated 

Adjective
State of intoxication

"Man, have you seen his girlfriend, I'd be spiflicated all the time if I was dating that nasty pile of shit!"
"I heard that!"

Spiflicated by Tristan the Magnificent June 24, 2004