F*ckwit

FUCK-WIT: noun

1) The person suppling a given situation's fuckwittery.

2) An extremely stupid person who is not content to merely be dull and quiet, but must attract attention and attempt to influence situations based on half-formed thoughts and impulses.

Many people say our president is a f*ckwit, and I'd have to agree with them.

F*ckwit by Jes Caylor September 20, 2005

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F*ckwit

Someone who is a total fuck but is also a halfwit. Sometimes defined as one who is a dimwit and a fucktard as well.

Get out of the way f*ckwit!

F*ckwit by Tate Hemlock December 28, 2005

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F*ckwit • F*ckwittery • Oh f*ckity! • F.T.W. • f. • F.R.E.D • F.B.I • F NAF • F.a.S • F-ing

F*ckwittery

Extremely stupid/mindless behaviour, thoughts, company policies, decisions

"Right that's it, I can't deal with this f*ckwittery any more, just leave my space now before I am forced to bang some sense into that head of yours"

F*ckwittery by Jaki Jordan September 8, 2005

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Oh f*ckity!

An exclamation usually texted by people who swear and do not have parents who check their phone

Swearing spelling of "Oh h*ckity!"

Willie: Yo, I just lost my virginity!
Kevin: Oh f*ckity!

Oh f*ckity! by Oh h*ck! February 26, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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