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Tschunk or Chunk (IPA: /'tʃʊŋk/) is an alcoholic cocktail similar to caipirinha. If you will, it's the hacker's derivate of caipirinha: It contains "Club-Mate" (/ˈklʊp ˈmaːte/), a caffeinated carbonated mate based beverage from Germany. Mate keeps you awake, while the alcohol takes care of the rest, and the crushed ice keeps you -- well -- chilled!

Note about pronounciation: If you don't know how to pronounce IPA /'tʃʊŋk/, here's some practical help: basically it's pronounced like the English word "chunk", execpt that the "u" is pronounced like the "oo" part of "hook". This is because the cocktail originates from German where stuff is pronounced differently. Anyway, you can pronounce it however you want. The drink speaks for itself.
Due to the natural color of Mate, Tschunk can be made using either brown or white rum. Example: Cut limes into eights, and put them in a high glas. Add brown sugar to taste, then mash with a Caipirinha-style mashing stick. Fill with crushed ice, add 4cl of Cachaça (or some other alcohol) and then add Mate until full. Enjoy!
Tschunk by screwbee April 8, 2009
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Tschunk is a word you say when sitting down on a chair etc. You can also use tschunk as an everyday word, you can replace any word of any language with tschunk as shown in the example below.
Gerd: Schaut mal! Da tschunkt Vladi im Garten rum!
John: Luc, did you tschunk Vladi last night?
Luc: Oui, je lui ai tschunké. Giuseppe est-ce que tu as les tschunks pour Vladi?
Giuseppe: Si, ho i tschunki per Vladi. Sono tschunki grandi.
Tschunk by Knorke December 28, 2005
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Tschunk is a word you say when sitting down on a chair etc. Also you can use tschunk as an everyday word, you can replace any word of any language with tschunk as shown in the example below.
Gerd: Da tschunkt Vladi im Garten rum!
John: Luc, did you tschunk Vladi last night?
Luc: Oui, je lui ai tschunké. Giuseppe est-ce que tu as les tschunks pour Vladi?
Giuseppe: Si, ho i tschunki per Vladi. Sono tschunki grandi.
Tschunk by Knorke July 23, 2008
Like a chunk, but chunkier.
Wow this chocolate looks dank Ima break me off a tchunk
tchunk by ploader75 December 11, 2020

Tschinkel 

A hott piece of ass.... Gets around
I present my Tschinkel to you
Tschinkel by John3245 May 5, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026