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penircus 

noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.
Jane: How was that date of yours last night?

Mary: Wonderful!

Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?

Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!
penircus by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005
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Peniscus 

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound
Peniscus by Goou November 23, 2019
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peniscus 

The fat above the penis/ vagina and below the "fat ridge" located directly above your the belt. Often times people with a peniscus must set their bloated carcass ass on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their shit and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. The only action left is to hop in the shower.
Oh my god! my peniscus just put my shit all over the floor! Damnit! Help! for the love of god someone clean up my shit!
peniscus by ajgamerguy July 12, 2007

Peniscus 

When a nurse or geinocolycuiest gives a man's peniscus an ultrasound, checking for tumors very professionally.
Peniscus by Goou December 1, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026