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Train Conductor

A woman who takes penises in multiple orifices at the same time. Esentially, a gang bang recipient.
A few train conductors are in the locker room, playing with some choo choos.
Train Conductor by Finchard November 10, 2005

Ho Train Conductor 

One that can command a lot of girls or a group of girls to do his or her bidding.
Jeff is Club Vanguard's Ho Train Conductor.

All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
Ho Train Conductor by Richard Jay September 21, 2006

The Train Conductor 

When the female lays on the bed, legs open. And you start on the other side of the room naked and ready, take a run up, jump, and sail through the air with your dick aiming for the vagina. Then you conduct the train in and out of the station as neccesary.
'KRISTINA!!' Yes Tony? 'UPSTAIRS NOW I WANNA DO THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR.

philadelphia train connector 

A sex act that can only occur on special occasions when you eat dinner with your girlfriend and her mom at your girlfriend's house. When her mom goes into the kitchen to check on the food, you and your girlfriend go up to her room and you bend her over the bed to fuck her in the ass. When the mom comes up to see what all the noise is coming from, you put on a strap-on backwards style and fuck the mom in the ass to create the illusion of a train connector between two railcars.
Bro- Last night, my girlfriend invited me over for dinner with her mom. I took advantage of this opportunity to pull the good ole Philadelphia train connector.

train conductors handbreak 

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease
My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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