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Spit take 

The state of being so aroused that one attempts to masturbate using only their spit as lubricant. This is often a joking term and rarely involves actually masturbating.
The common representation of a spit take would involve yelling your crushes name then pretending to spit in your own hand.
Spit take by Mangratebuy1 February 15, 2012

Spit-Take 

1) An action a person who laughs when drinking does. Rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume.
2) An action. A Person who spits a loogie and lets it hang...before sucking it back in.
3) A street-fighting technique.
4) A troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.
1) Drew Carey had a spit-take
2) "Man, you see that? He spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!"
3) To spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic.
4) "U Suxxior!!!1!" and then after being a victim of a flame post, says "It was a joke!"
Spit-Take by Berrik November 19, 2003

take a spit 

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on
1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
take a spit by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022

spittake 

A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix Spit-Take and bukkake. "Spittake" is pronounced "Spi-ta-kay".
After seeing a particularly funny post, Blivy spittaked Coca-Cola all over her computer screen.
spittake by Sikona September 22, 2005

SPITTAKE! 

A comedy duo on Twitch.TV and YouTube consisting of Bizly and milomumbles, Jokes may or may not land.
Person 1: Oh man, I can't wait to catch the SPITTAKE! stream. When is the next one?
Person 2: Dude, the streams happen on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7:30 PM EST.
SPITTAKE! by GodHatesCaleb March 23, 2023