Bolognaness

the act of exagerrating to an extreme

that is the most bolognaness ive ever heard.

by BillyBof November 7, 2005

bologna

Meaning bull shit. If someone is telling you something that sounds completely unbelievable or made up it is balogna.

You: i have a 13 inch cock!
Friend: That's bologna, i've seen your 3 incher!!!

by Shannon Elizabeth July 27, 2005

bologna

cheap substitute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.

Why is it called the Oscar Mayer Old Folks Home?

by Timmy Valentine July 9, 2004

Bologna

A downgrade from Ham.

I be goin Ham shawty, upgrade from Bologna

by HAMmasterrr January 21, 2011

Bologna

Once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. Across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. They wear "meat masks" made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. Some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Ben: "Hey, we need three pounds of bologna...I have a couple spicgooks coming over for a coke-fueled meat party tonight!"
Tom: "Oh they're coming?! Holy Niggadick! I'll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!"

by Frank Giuffrida November 30, 2006

bologna

Lunch meat made from the other lunch meat that fell on the floor.

also see: Potted meat

by Nick December 5, 2004

bologna

Replacement word for the profanity "bullshit", used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. Refers to lying or exagerating.

What a bunch of bologna. You don't believe that, do you?

by $ally August 4, 2007