Freepi

1. Can mean that one is crazily happy, high on sugar, hyperactive or drunk

2. A deranged iguana

I'm feeling so freepi I see iguanas eating candy in the sky.

Freepi by Akiyoshi October 27, 2005

Freezigid 

A combination of freezing temperatures and frigid weather. It is used when emphasis on the extreme weather is needed.

The Kansas weather is so cold and extreme, it is freezigid outside.

Freezigid by Aba72 February 15, 2021

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.

I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!

Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012

Freedick 

(Adjective) Being single and looking to get laid

(Verb) To pursue a girl to hook up with

(Adjective)
Bruce: Yo I just broke up with Tiffany, I'm freedick now!
Wayne: I just broke up with Liz so I am too!!!!

(Verb)
Yo do you wanna go to this party to freedick or should we just chill?

Freedick by MANJMT July 2, 2017

Freemium 

1. Free or relatively cheap games available for download on Facebook or at the App Store. They tend to have very limited game play and in order to progress you must purchase "premium" content.

2. The Apocalypse

"Sorry children, we won't be having dinner tonight because I spent all of our money on Smurf Berries in one of those new freemium games."

Freemium by Bing Google January 25, 2011

freebird shit 

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

freebird shit by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010