This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.
The condition is when you
work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your
butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap
ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk
like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats
wrong with you? You are walking
funny.
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a
bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!