One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
by TheShitologist February 11, 2011
by daddyD October 20, 2005
+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?
-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.
+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.
+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.
-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.
+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.
+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.
by Gümbürtülü Dost February 29, 2020
Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.
by Dr Antonio Pedila September 1, 2022