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An outgoing individual who’s probably the most genuine person on earth. Typically very attractive and has a sex appeal that everyone wants a piece of. She can be a tease, but she does it cause she loves to make everyone feel wanted. Funny when she wants to be, but can be taken seriously at the right moments. But don’t take her for granted. Cause once she feels like she’s not important to you, she’ll stop engaging.
Man, I’ve always wanted Linzi for myself. She’s literally everything I’ve ever wanted in one being.
Linzi by LegitimateLizard November 12, 2019
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is the most awesome kind of perosn who loves chocolate and is the best.
linzi by linzi linzi linzi November 22, 2010
A little 5 foot 2 inch scene kid with big babydoll eyes and known for being called "baby coon." She has aspirations of going to Harvard and wants to model. She isn't short, only "fun-sized" and very "portable." Not to mention, she's very deliciously tasty.
Wow, Linzi is totally awesome!
Linzi by BabyCoon August 2, 2008
Blonde, blue eyes, 5'8 and a crackin figure. (In other words tasty!!!)
(Boy see's a girl with - see above)
Wow, she's Linzi!!!
Linzi by Steve June 6, 2003
Linzi by Linzi :) August 17, 2003
1. Sub-human
2. Coward or to lack balls
3. To show/display ignorance or to act incompetent.
4. Virgin or someone that never engages in sexual activity.
"Dont be a Linzi"

Person 1: "Dude did you get laid"
Person 2: "No I pulled a Linzi"

"I think I Linzi'ed this up...let me do it again"

"Did you see that Linzi get knocked out"
Linzi by Chonchon chopper dan February 7, 2010

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Fucking a girl In a tanning bed using tanning lotion as lube.
Do you want to linzi dunn later ?
linzi dunn by Ducktruckbuck December 28, 2015