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alteacher 

alteacher, or alt-teacher, (or even alternative teacher) is a teacher who teaches using somewhat odd, original or indeed "alternative" methods, or even just holds views that could be defined as those things. They characteristically look for subtleties other teachers wouldn't think of. Often enjoy abstract work, making it easy to exploit them by doing rubbish work and claiming it has inner meaning.
"Did you do the art homework?" "Nah, I just drew a spiral and'll say it represents the world, me and my life in one simple gesture. Our teachers a total alteacher"
alteacher by Pom (from recklessyouth) September 28, 2005
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Altucher Fashion 

Accomplished acclaimed advice authored by a Choose Yourself kind of person who daily seeks to enhance all aspects of a mental, emotional, physical and spiritual lifestyle;
An energetic, excitable, curious, witty and quirky genius who may have crazy hair, glasses and have a chess game, waiter pad and a $2.00 dollar bill tucked away underneath a white lab coat;
In typical Altucher Fashion, I hurriedly walked to my favorite café so I could sip my beverage of choice and begin writing down my ten ideas for the day.
Altucher Fashion by scrappyd October 4, 2014

Alenchery 

A type of ninja who takes on the roll of a student and a nightcrawler. A true quadruple agent if there ever was one.
Did you hear about that ninja roaming around Acton? I hear he's pretty GAR.

OH SH*T! WHAT WAS THAT?

BOB?? ARE YOU THERE?

OH MY GOD!!
ALENCHERY!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEE?!
Alenchery by mistermonkey September 8, 2009

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11th October is national add aleather.01 on snap day and while your at it add marsh2702 she's fit
I can't wait for national add aleather.01 on snap day, its guna be awesome!
Altechris is a single name for an important person . He dresses cool and never gets his facial expression. His name might have “ALTE” but he Dosent wear rags and baggy jeans as alte do . He Dosent really know people instead a lot of people know him. A shoe lover Nd a sensible person.
EXAMPLE
:- look at that guy , he wants to dress like altechris

:- altechris na baba o, with his big head he has sense
:- be like altechris , the only competition he does with his real gees is actually dancing competition
altechris by King of alte May 3, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026