pretzel dick 

:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

pretzel dick by trilasonet September 30, 2005

pretzel dick 

similar to a pencil dick but is salty.

wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.

pretzel dick by pretzel dik suker September 28, 2005

Dick Pretzel 

When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.

Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.

Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler

Dick Pretzel by waka floka September 6, 2010

pretzel dicking 

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

pretzel dicking by majortator November 7, 2014