death clock 

A revolutionary Web tool that tells you when you will die, leaving a nice fuzzy feeling inside your stomach.

"... I just checked how long I have to live by the death clock, I'm glad I have only three more days until I die. I was getting sick of life anyway..."

death clock by australian222 May 18, 2007

death clock 

The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

I figured out when I will die on a death clock.

death clock by LostInLife September 27, 2005

death'o clock 

1.that random time of the day when your heart stops beating and you skip like ten heart beats and you cant breathe because some one you totally adored / loved just popped up in your mind or when you run into them at a social gathering, place of employment, or school.
2. whenever something reminds you of the one who meant everything to you and brings reality crushing down on you killing you slowly

1.

*three friends are walking

guy 1: so yea and then i'm like......
*girl walks by
guy 2: hey dude why'd you stop?
guy 3: shit! its death'oclock
guy 2: huh?
guy3: that chick meant everything to him

2.

dude: she loved law and order special victims unit!
bro: dude! get over it! death'o clock was 5 minutes ago when you saw a post on facebook about her and a hour before that! when you kept agreeing with me about wat you like so much about skittles!

death'o clock by beatskipper February 21, 2011

scorpion deathlock

A scorpion deathlock is a sex position when a woman is laying on her stomach and the male arches over her, grabbing both breast and coming down hard in the anus, as if stinging her. Extreme precision is needed to get the penis into the anus at such an extreme position.

Yo I heard Anna got scorpion deathlocked last night, I bet her anus was really in pain.

scorpion deathlock by The 13th Hour June 18, 2010

DeathClock.com 

go and check it out!!

Just put in your BMI and outlook at DeathClock.com and bam. You got your scheduled date of death.

DeathClock.com by Vroon September 19, 2008