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the abdominal muscles of a man that form a v from his pelvis down down to his penis
all of the Abercrombie models have a six pack and a man v
man v by Svetlana Pachinski August 10, 2007

man v. food 

a tv programme on good food about a guy who eats stuff, it's cool
guy who eats stuff: this is man v. food
guy who cooks food: i bet you can't eat 15 pounds of meat
guy who eats stuff: yeah I can
guy who cooks food: do it then
guy who eats stuff: aaaaargh! I'm too full, but there is only one bite left...
guy who cooks food: You did it!!!
guy who eats stuff: In this battle of man v. food
MAN WON!!!!!!
man v. food by lucasrulz August 3, 2010

Man V. Machine 

When you or someone has a difficult encounter with a machine
Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”
Man V. Machine by Lost guy2223 April 20, 2020

Man v. Drink 

A bear fight (which is a jaeger bomb followed immediately by an Irish car bomb) followed immediately by a pint of ice cold Coors Lite.
Nick made Mack take a Man v. Drink at the PI last night.
Man v. Drink by SpokeoBoo February 24, 2012

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.
"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"
An act of foreplay that involves stimulating a girl with your fingers arranged in a v shape. The fourth and little fingers penetrate the ass, the middle and index fingers enter her pussy, while the thumb rubs her clitoris.
Vinny gave her the v-man again to get her juices flowing.
V-Man by The plumber July 16, 2008