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Mattapan 

Neighborhood of Boston. Over 80% of the population is black. 12.2% are hispanic. Less than 5% are white. 22.3% of the population lives in poverty. Referred to as "Murderpan", due to the number of murders that have occured since all the Jews moved out, and all the blacks moved in. A handful get murdered here each year. But the 1980s there was like a new one every few days. If only Boston's founders could see what this area has become, now that would be funny.
Bitch: Are we in Mattapan at this hour of the night?

Me: Roll up the windows and lock the doors. Don't look anybody in the eye! They think we're the white devil. They will cuss us out or even carjack us so lets drive fast.
Mattapan by Shock G September 21, 2005
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Mattapan 

a ghetto ass Boston area with some ill ass shops
i went to Hip Zepi in Mattapan Square yesterdai
Mattapan by akademiks July 16, 2005

mattawan 

a pimped out town (i wouldnt say suburb)a couple minutes away from Kalamazoo and Western Michigan Campus. alot of the kids are duesch bags like Jerry Hagenbuch and Zach Loup, but other than that you just blow shit up with drano bombs and have fireworks wars. and the middle school wrestling coach is a duesch!
Lets goto Mattawan, becuase theres nothing to do or we could goto the Kalamazoo 10?
mattawan by Andyman May 4, 2004

Mattypants

a) A Kids Clothing Store.

b) An absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little Boy.

c) A term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. But who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. He is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. He is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.
Person one: Matt's an Asshole, he pisses me off so much. Did you hear what he did to that guy.

Person Two: You don't know him like I do. He's not all Bad I swear, he's my friend and I care a lot about him.

Person one: You're delusional, he's a complete egotistical jerk.

Person two: No he's not...well he is sometimes...but...he's my Mattypants....and shut up don't you say anything. I don't care what he may have done to you in the past....it's just his way of hiding.
Mattypants by Bandgeekgirl June 27, 2009

matapang 

Eric, stop being matapang!
matapang by connie June 23, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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