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Rockshield 

Protector of the defenseless. Someone who bears the brunt of an attack from an unworthy adversary.
There is nothing but a battered rockshield between us and that bitch... but this is one bump in the road that she can never get over.
Rockshield by Friend May 29, 2003
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rockshield 

A Synonym for Prophylactics (Condoms), nuff said.
Last night, my gf slid the rockshield on by her mouth, and I jizzed :(
rockshield by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003

Cockshield 

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.
I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.
Cockshield by Yames Blue June 29, 2011

Rockchild 

Is what you would call a dumb person, who's big as a tank, with a brain the size of a peanut, very trusting, but easily manipulated, has either a pet dog or hamster named Duckie, sees things a little different than the rest of us, and believes in Bigfoot, and sometimes goes by the name Cornbred.
Example from classic literature:

Rockchild! When I told you to cut the grass, I didn't mean with a pair of scissors!
Rockchild by Shadow Boxer December 7, 2004

rodshield 

Rodshield He's loyal
rodshield by Mrvakabon October 6, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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