by Urbanite September 03, 2005
Get the A - Tosser mug.a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.
by king_jimmy September 16, 2005
Get the A - Tosser mug.as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.
by tonguestubble September 14, 2005
Get the A - Tosser mug.ok, here's the true explanation:
while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.
or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.
or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."
A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...
;-)
A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...
;-)
by klugscheisser August 01, 2007
Get the tosser mug.Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.
Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!
by Gillis1000 January 04, 2009
Get the Tosser mug.by Danny Romer March 24, 2003
Get the tosser mug.Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.
eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have copyrighted the word "Tosser" for my new adult entertainment film. Please remove it from your site or i will be forced to take legal action. May i suggest replacing it with the term "Wanker"."
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have copyrighted the word "Tosser" for my new adult entertainment film. Please remove it from your site or i will be forced to take legal action. May i suggest replacing it with the term "Wanker"."
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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