jockhawk

Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style.

Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair

soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!

soccer player 1: good idea!

jockhawk by Tyler Butler August 30, 2005

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jackhawk

having sex well you are driving backwards in a car

i got in a cazy car crash well jackhawking my girl last night

jackhawk by cvrt ops June 23, 2010

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jock hawk

when jocks get mohawks in a vain attempt to be cool.

dude check out the jock hawk on that guy

jock hawk by maggieeeeeeee July 10, 2006

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jackhawks

a retard without a life that tries to fuck anyone and everyone

oh "jackhawks" what was that for

jackhawks by MrMan2100 September 8, 2017

jock hawk

A half Mohawk located on the top of the head rather than running all the way back.

The Jock Hawk is not a good hairstyle.

jock hawk by Gabe asturd December 7, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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