asl 

as hell

bro you stoopid asl

asl by scootadashoota July 16, 2019

asl 

Asl can mean one of three things in modern text talk.

1. Age, Sex, Location

2. As Life
3. As Hell

1. “I’m tryna get to know you, let’s start with a little ASL.”

2. Man he is tall asl (as life being slang similar to “as f***” or “as hell”.
3. “He didn’t listen to his mom and now she is mad asl”

asl by Pure Talent 14 September 27, 2018

asl 

age sex location. used by the 10,000 horny teenage boys on omegle to find the 50 horny teenage girls on omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m usa
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: we need to stop fapping.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asl by bassmasta24601 November 29, 2011

ASL 

It means "as hell", its ghetto and when you say "as hell" fast and slurred it sounds like asl.

"Dude, you're gay asl."

"Man, she was grinding all up on me and it was sexy asl."

ASL by blueeyes88 September 18, 2013

asl 

What stupid people say on chats to learn who you are and where you live so they can come to your house with a chainsaw and kill you.

bobiscool:hey hi hey lolololoollll
iamsohot:hi
bobiscool:asl
iamsohot:49/f/nebraska
bobiscool:6/m/america
iamsohot:kool wats ur name
bobiscool:bobiscool
iamsohot:no ur reel name
bobiscool:bobby jimson
iamsohot:wana kis
bobiscool:ya
iamsohot:smooch
bobiscool:smooch
iamsohot:lol!!!1111 i g2g c u bye
bobiscool:bye
iamsohot:wat is ur adres
bobiscool:464 cinnamon way
iamsohot:k bye

The next day Bobby's parents went to his room to see how he was doing,and found his head chopped off.Poor Bobby.

asl by TheWiggidy April 3, 2004

asl 

An acronym that stands for age/sex/location. It is a question mostly used by perverts who fail to get a real girls' attention and has to go online to create a pseudo-romantic situation. However, if one that the pervert is talking to is a male or is at an age far too appealing for the pervert, one is likely to face neglect or aggression.

situation one
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/f/Can
pervert: what do you look like?
'hotchick': blonde with blue eyes
(pervert undergoes orgasm and fantasizes unrealistic situations with female subject.)
(series of orgasmic phrases spill out onto chatroom uncontrollably)
(female feels demeaned and leaves chat)
(pervert regrets action and feels sad)

situation two
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 75/f/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert leaves chat with anger and feels sad)

situation three
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/M/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert spams chatroom with series of insults involving one having a gay name and feels sad)

asl by bananian April 9, 2006

ASL 

American Sign Language. a cultural minority or Deaf persons who communicate using gestures and facial expressions (signs)

At my high school, one choice of a second language is ASL

ASL by Average Brake April 5, 2009