shitweld 

the remains of a very healthy shit in the back of the toilet that won,t come off without a good scrub.

I had to shit so bad, I shitwelded the back of the toilet.

shitweld by martime July 26, 2005

Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

Shitweed 

Someone who is being a asshole but also a little bitch at the same time

Oh my god.... Izayah is such a fucking shitweed

Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart May 29, 2018

Kansas shitweed. 

Kansas shitweed, low quality cannabis.

Kansas shitweed. "Couldn't get much of a buzz off of that pot. That shit was real Kansas shitweed".

Kansas shitweed. by mannacler May 17, 2018

Aubre Shitwell 

Aubre Shitwell is a very kind and funny person that could light up a whole room with one smile. She is the mother of her group of friends and your mother might ask you "why cant you be more like Aubre?". She'll love you unconditionally and stand up for your ideas even though they might be hella stupid. she will tell you when your're wrong and maybe even tell you to eat her ass.

"wow thats a very beautiful person her name must be Aubre Shitwell"

Aubre Shitwell by XOKAT August 25, 2018

Shitweed 

A term used when someone is being a jerk and weak at the same time

Balake: Wow, Izayah is being a shitweed.
Jen: Yeah.

Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart June 1, 2018