a person who is Famous for fuck all. A non celebraty perceived to be more popular than they actually are. Usually appearing on reality t.v shows in a vain attempt to become a celebrity.
The bloke that was a fireman who shagged Jessese Wallace (kat slater) and The bloke who is the dad of Jade Goody's kids...oh yeah and Chantelle.
"who the hell is he" John said whilst watching the latest realty tv show" oh he's a FFFA" sreamed nick he is famous for fuck all, the telly is dominated by all these FFFA's these days.
Dillon: hey wyd
bill: just going to the FFFA meeting
Dillon: don't you mean the FFA future farmers of America bill: no i mean the FFFA future fagot farmers of America
They were engaged in an FFFA all week long wjth several others, now they're feeling guilty and frustrated, unaware that he had secretly captured the FFFA on his macbook using the built-in webcam
What you say when you're mad and talking to someone An almost-slip-of-the-tongue.
"Fffadam" is what you say when you're mad at someone named Adam/Adan. This person goes by "Adam" because noone can say his real name, Adan. But you're sooo angry at him that you ALMOST say fag, but you catch yourself. So instead, you said "Fffadam."
GIRL #1: Uuugh, he never calls me anymore!
GIRL #2: I'll call him for you.
GIRL #2 calls, he ignores her call.. she gets his voicemail.
VOICEMAIL: This is Adam, if you want me to call you back, leave a message... thanks. ::BEEEEEP::
GIRL #2: Hey Fffadam...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.