brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

brown trout by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005

brown trout

Piece of crap left in an un-flushed toilet. Done as a surprise for the next person. Often done at work, or public toilets.

Who left the brown trout ?!

brown trout by Bary McKokinner August 14, 2003

brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

brown trout by Travman December 3, 2002

brown trout

Better if coupled with "Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout

I layed a massive Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout into the shitter.

brown trout by Duffy June 4, 2004

brown trout

A large piece of crap left in the toilet late at night by my wife.

Damn it woman i told you to stop leaving brown trout in the crapper. Flushing it is not going to wake me or the kid.

brown trout by McfukinNAstyN8 January 11, 2008

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

brown trout by Anonymous April 27, 2006

Brown Trout

A sexual position in which sex is performed over an open toilet while the girl is taking a shit.

vb. -- Dude I totally brown trout'ed that chick last night, I was all like "dude I'm totally brown trouting this chick at the present moment!"

Brown Trout by Eff*Dat July 30, 2009