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wimpster 

One of those pseudo-feminist men who pay really good lip service to feminism but somehow manage to turn any discussion about womens issues into a discussion about men

A guy who pretends to be sensitive to women's issues in order to get ahead with women. Prone to wearing T-shirts that say things like, "Feminists Dig Me." Sex with a wimpster amounts to 2 minutes of random thrusting, 10 minutes of him weeping, then he falls asleep snoring.

Wimpster - one who convincingly feigns being a feminist only as a means of career / personal advancement?

Originally published in Bust Magazine.
Ian is such a wimpster. He hangs out at feminist rallies hoping to score.
wimpster by jonez June 27, 2005
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whimpster 

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.
The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.
whimpster by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005
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(n). A wannabe hipster. Someone who longs to embody that off-beat and alternative style of a hipster, but does not quite pull it off.

(adj.) Used to describe something a wipster might say, wear, do, or involve themselves in.
That person listens to underrated bands that are really overrated because they want to a hipster, what a wipster.

Did you get that shirt at Urban? It is so wipster.
Wipster by largemargeincharge January 7, 2010
A combination between a wigger and hipster. The term was created by Sam Hyde in his 2070 Paradigm shift Ted Talk.
Person 1: I can’t tell if Chris is an eboy or wipster, what do you think?

Person 2: He’s a wipster eboys don’t get that many tattoos.

Wompster 

A f*ck up; A word used to describe a retarded person; A loser; A dull or lame individual; An idiot; A stupid or foolish person.
Did you see that girl walking and texting run into a poll? What a Wompster!
Wompster by EllypoZoe August 5, 2018

wumpster 

The combination of the words 'Weiner' and 'Dumpster'. Used to describe someone who accepts a lot of Weiner.
Man Kelsey is such a Wumpster.
wumpster by Installingrad August 21, 2024

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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