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Abbreviation for eXtreme Makeout Session.

A makeout session ranging from 1st to 3rd base depending on the situation, location, or mood.

Usually planned ahead with no emotional attachment or strings attached.
Lee: Hey Cat! Wanna have an xms later?
Cat: Sure.

Cat: Heh, Lee and I had a crazzzyyyy xms last night at Kevin's party.
Amanda: ...is Lee available tonight?
xms by JRizzzzzzle June 25, 2005
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qpalz,xmskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg 

what happens when you are stuck in math class for to long and you get your filthy hands on a computer and start bashing your face with the keyboard.
i am SOOOOO boared could just qpalz,xmskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg right now
When messaging and having two different messages being sent and recieved to and from the same person, XMSG means to cancel one of the two messages and continue it on the other. Not to be replied to. Useful when on one of the message conversations has lost it's vibe.
"2 unread messages from SexayChick"
(Msg 1) Lolz that's nice. Oh well. Idk.
(Your Reply) Lol XMSG.
XMSG by Taquoqat January 21, 2009

qpalz,xmskwoeidjcnvbfhrutygvb 

when your so bored you time passes so slowly you are you type qpalz,xmskwoeidjcnvbfhru
i am so bored I typed qpalz,xmskwoeidjcnvbfhrutygvb

qpalz,xmskwoeidjcnvbfhrugyt 

something that you type when you reach the peak of boredom, trying to get a keyboard combination that nobody has defined.
my god, why did i actually type qpalz,xmskwoeidjcnvbfhrugyt. oh wait, im bored.

qazpl,xmskwoiedjcnvbhfurghty 

when you look so hard for a word that is not defined but you find this.
qazpl,xmskwoiedjcnvbhfurghty
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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