The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large
coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or
scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you
may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’
s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion
will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.