cold rice Share definition Flag A man or woman who is romantically aloof, passionless when it comes to love and/or sex. "We were going out for a month and I had to ask permission to sit next to her on the couch. That bitch was cold rice." cold rice by Jonbron May 27, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the cold rice mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch