1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.
Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!
by Madmarkus May 18, 2005
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She told me I had to use a fuckmitten in order to fuck her.
by dirtymurbag December 3, 2014
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