To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)
The Wire, S01E07:
Omar said 'lfl was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'
(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)
A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!
Why is this test so confuculated?
My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!