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tommyburst 

To fart, then accidentally shit one's pants in the process.
"I had to throw away my underwear after i had a tommyburst in gym class."
tommyburst by gavin bodell March 27, 2003

Tommysaurus 

Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.
That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.
Tommysaurus by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018

Tomosaurus 

An ancient creature created by one of Tom's less successful time travel experiments. In the near future Tom tries to send himself back in tie to replace Arnie with a young clone of himself, but it goes wrong and the clone goes back 75 million years. A Giganotosaur is the first to discover this lil' clone in the wilderness, but latent temporal warps etc pull them both into another dimension and a genetic fusion merges the two creatures into the Tomosaurus.

At a massive 8000 feet long and with reasonable telekenisis, Tomosaurus is a prime example of how nature + science + insanity = power gaming.

(or to put in Manus-speak, that picture Roxy did for Tom)
You are all doomed!!!!!

TIMMYSAURUS

Indigenous to America, but found throughout parts of the world. Is known for its sheer strength, size, speed, intelligence, and incredible reproductive ability. Has a mutual relationship with Timothy Prime and is usually found accompanied by more than one female. Its only known enemy is the Veroflraptor, but is easily able to defeat one in a fair match. The Timmysuarus is on a strict diet of bacon and awesome. The Timmysaurus is the only creature on earth that can mate more than 47 a day. If you encounter a hostile Timmysaurus, you have no hope of survival.
The super Timmysaurus of South Mississippi, who is known to be the most awesome creature on earth.

tommyfurysexual 

Where someone is in love with Tommy fury
I’m just so tommyfurysexual! He’s so peng
tommyfurysexual by Tommy fury April 5, 2021

TommyTurk33

Modern day Pablo Escobar that spends all of his cocaine money on fifa packs, then later complains about how the game sucks but ends up playing it again the next weekend.
Streamer: "OMG FIFA SUCKS!!!" chat: Quit bitching you're pulling a TommyTurk33
TommyTurk33 by Tommy Turk February 11, 2018