Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
Get the Godmug. A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.
by Some guy March 26, 2004
Get the Godmug. The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."
Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."
Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
by Dracoe February 27, 2012
Get the Godmug. And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Get the Godmug. A completely non biased definition:
In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.
A biased opinion:
A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.
A biased opinion:
A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.
Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
by DS joando October 16, 2011
Get the Godmug. A so called "divine" being who is evidently responsible for some of the worst human tragedies, disasters and murders conceivable. He created an impossible set of guidelines that will damn 90% of the human population to an eternity to hell, yet he is a compassionate God.
Moses and the Ten Commandments:
"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?
GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"
"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?
GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"
by who is john galt? July 22, 2009
Get the Godmug. God is our father our protector our everything he brung you here today because he loves you he’s giving you a second chance to do better than what you did the other day because tomorrow is not promised keep that in mind because if you pray and get close to him and do better he will have patience for you he will have sympathy he will love you and help you throughout life and direct you in the right path everyone should love and cherish him because he determines if you live or not and you should be thankful that you are here today
by By datboy._.debo June 12, 2019
Get the Godmug.