similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

similoser by Thelma April 30, 2005

similsexualist 

A person attracted to members of their own gender.

Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.

similsexualist by B. Sure January 16, 2003

Simployer

A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain

Wow Belle is the biggest Simployer on onlyfans

Simployer by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021

similise 

simply one of the best people you can possibly have in your life. she is kind, smart and amazing. she is supportive in many ways where other people isnt. i wouldnt choose anyone else over her. she is usually placed in the top 10, because of how smart she is.

similise is a lover.

similise by itszara....hehe September 20, 2022