A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.
Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."
a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.
EXAMPLE:
Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.