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A play designed in a videogame that guarantees instant scoring in less than 10 seconds, leaving the opponent helpless and frustrated. Oftentimes employed in Madden football games when receivers line up in "Hail Mary" or "All Streaks" formation.
"Matt was beating Ram 17-0 in Madden 99 until Ram started using jew plays and running up the score to 77-17."
Jew Play by Willa Zea April 12, 2005

Play the Jew 

verb. to refuse to spend money, usually due to having spent money on bills or just needing to save money in general and thereby acting like a stingy Jew.
Guy1: Hey do you want to get a beer tonight?
Guy2: Sorry man, I gotta play the Jew tonight, I just paid car insurance...
Play the Jew by Ersatzaxiom April 24, 2009
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Playing jew 

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
Playing jew by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

Playing jew 

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
Playing jew by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

Playing jew 

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
Playing jew by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026