Breakfast Boy

An unmotivated, unreliable idiot who can barely get breakfast each day. You can't figure out if he's lazy, stupid, or just retarded.

"I had to fire that Breakfast Boy because he didn't get the job done"

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Hot boy breakfast

Eating a massive, unhealthy breakfast on your day off. Typically while wearing minimal clothing.

“Sorry, but I can’t go to church with you. I’m having my hot boy breakfast”

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A sexual act of one person inserting donut holes into their anus then defecating into another's mouth

My girl was so hungry this morning, i had to fix her up a Boyd Breakfast

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When someone receives two dicks in their mouth and also has both anus’s in contact with their facial region

Did you see Harriet in the spare bedroom tucking into a big boys breakfast?

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