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(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)
Brittney Spears is a cretinous poster-girl.
cretinous by Bill Peters November 11, 2006

Cretinous Etinous 

A creature that partakes in cretinous activities
Craig: Why are you wearing shorts in winter you cretinous etinous?
Jamie: short weather innit

cretinismus enormous 

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.
george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Cretinus 

An activity which involves illegal substances or substances that are otherwise prohibited.
Ripping this bong is such a "Cretinus" activity
Cretinus by Phantom Orange November 9, 2012

Cretinous-Cretinalias 

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.
I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.
vanessa mcgee is very cretinous
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cretinous by glen January 27, 2005