murkatang 

to seriously beat the fuck out of something either sexually or fighting something to both of destruction...

damn john got with amy and boy did he ever murkatang

jo murkatanged bill when he bopsed him in his izzear

murkatang by dutt April 2, 2005

Mockatang 

A collective group of greyhounds.

The mockatangs raced around the dog park before resting in the shade.

Mockatang by Over the rainbow 2930 May 30, 2022

murketing 

A viral marketing tactic where misdirection is key. Corporations often simulate user-generated content to manufacture a "must see" phenomenon. Once circulated extensively, the company will reveal itself as the source in an attempt to re-examine the purpose of the video. Often meant to blur the line between art and commerce.

Phil: Holy shit, did you see that video where those guys use cell phones to pop their popcorn???
Ad man:Yes son, that's the just the latest in murketing. Now go visit xxxxxx's website to reward them for exploiting your stupidity.

murketing by Christof3 October 1, 2008

murkalage 

1. To be murked
2. To be completely destroyed/defeated in something
3. To be beaten/raped/buttfucked badly in a game/competition

1.Your dad was handed some serious murkalage by yo mama
2.What was the score? 8-2? Man Arsenal received some serious murkalage
3.Alex: Man do you remember how Keith got murkalaged in that FIFA competition we had?!?

Marvin: Yeah dude he got murked

murkalage by FuggyFan November 10, 2012