The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the
mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-
American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia
Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall
mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa'
s superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to
shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the
silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.