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stoutley 

Twenty two years young. Well versed in hilarious south park lingo. Tendency to work either too much or too little.

A real straight shooter who always had the back of his friends.*

*Except on the date of April 1st, when he knowingly withheld crucial info from one 'Jon Tellis' for his own sick pleasure.
a.k.a stouts, steli, or mr. der
stoutley by Jon Tellis April 1, 2005
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stutley, a small creature who has difficulty doing the simplest of tasks and tries to find reasons to leave his location to 'annoy' another creature, stutleys have alot of imagination and make up wild and wrong stories, likes to farm
dont be such a stutley you cock, theres a stutley over their lets catch it
Stutley by KliffArd not clifford August 17, 2003
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Stutley by Not Stutley Honest Guv August 13, 2003
A small, blonde-haired, beer drinking variety of warlike English Badger. Very rare. Often referred to in a mythical sense, like faires, pixies, or leprechauns.
Bugger! I think a stutley's made off with my cricket bat!
Stutley by Simon Kaye August 16, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026